worst possible? thats the best possible position. fuck, you can just walkaway. imagine hanging upside down at hundreds of meter on a rollercoaster ride

an amusement park ride that goes through a tunnel? better watch your heads

No, joy demonstrably does not heal the World. Access to free and affordable comprehensive health care heals the World. Lifting people out of poverty heals the World. Adopting environmental protections that actually heal the World heal the World.

I empathize with your umbrage to criticism of the Batkid spectacle on an emotional level, but it still irks me that instead of addressing the underlying issues in any meaningful way society has chosen to slap a happy face sticker on it.

God can this story please go away already? It wasn’t all that touching the first day we heard about it, it was even less touching in the weeks afterward when we kept hearing about it, and it most certainly did not need a movie to go along with all that hyper-documentation in the moment.

“At those prices, you won’t feel like you’re getting screwed.”

I really adore that about love hotels. Places people have sex shouldn’t be spartan and dull and hush hush. It may as well be colorful, over the top and fun.

And the tactic is “only get shot in the head and extremities.”

Was that a Doug/Beets reference you just made?

Obligatory.

And I don’t. I tend not to remember actor’s names in awful movies unless they’ve been plastered all over whatever it is I’m watching. “Ming-Na Wen” is not one of those names, sorry to say. I wouldn’t remember who played Mario and Luigi either if I hadn’t seen Bob Hoskins and Jon Leguizamo in other shit. Are you…

yep,

Wait wait wait wait WAIT.

speaking about the sf movie

“Shoehorning” is the word you’re looking for, Richard.

My brother has a few game maps framed in his house, Morrowind’s, Oblivion’s, Skyrim’s, and Twilight Princess off the top of my head. Wish every game with a world map came with a poster sized one in the box.

I still have nightmares about Morrowind’s map and all the asshat quest givers who gave you the worst directions.

now this I can get down with.

My friends did a cat toss instead—they threw a stuffed cat into the whole assembled crowd and the person to catch it was supposed to be the next person to get a cat.