I keep seeing people say “but he was set to inherit $250M!” But he was living in a shitty apartment taking what was probably a minimum wage job at the family theme park because Ewan wasn’t giving him any money to live on. Who knows how many years Greg would have to live like that before he got that $250M? Now he has a…

I get what you’re saying but it really always seemed like the best option to me. Destroy was a bad option on its face and Control seems like it could be a good alternative but there’s always the possibility the Reapers might get free in a few thousand years. Synthesize advances the entire galaxy’s technology and gives…

Synthesize, because who doesn’t want to be part man, part machine? That’s just cool.

Fuck Miranda

Do we also adopt his son and take him under our Spectre-wing so that he follows in dad’s footsteps without losing his moral compass?

I figured you were gonna go with Saints Row, but you surprised me! This doesn’t appear to have aliens, though, so I think Saints Row wins.

I don’t get why you would want to miss being Garrus’s best man at his and Tali’s wedding but you do you, I guess.

Just a reminder to anyone planning to play Legendary edition (or just replay non-Legendary, I guess) that you can, ah, “romance” Miranda in ME2 without breaking up your relationship with Liara if you romanced her in ME1. Miranda, apparently, is not looking for a long term relationship.

Transforming into a good boi and jumping up and down is the most Bone Gnawer Ragabash thing I’ve ever seen.

I don’t think enough people remember how good the ME3 multiplayer was. I haven’t played in years but still remember those maps fondly.

Wow, I’ve never heard of anyone losing this much of the team without trying to do it on purpose.

Aww, I always preferred Hispo form. Any other recovering WtA players out there from the dark and edgy days of TTRPG?

Why, hello, Liara, my ride-or-die. Except for that brief dalliance with Miranda, of course, but that doesn’t count.

I never, ever buy games at launch, preferring to wait until the bugs are ironed out or the prices drop or I get through my existing backlog, but I played tabletop Shadowrun and Cyberpunk 2020 back in the day and love the genre. I’ve been excited for this game since the very first news that it was going to be a thing. T…

My question is- should I get a PS4 Pro? I want to play Spider-Man and Ghost of Tsushima but have an Xbox. I’m probably going to stay with Xbox for my first next-gen console, likely in a year or two- I’m clearly not an early adopter. But are the prices on a PS4 Pro going to come down significantly once the PS5 comes…

It’s not bad! I downloaded it when it came on Gamepass and played it on and off for a month or so. I got my Fallout vibe and it was, you know, okay and not the horror show I’d been reading about for so long. But I just kind of lost interest. There’s not a through-line that hooked me into the story. I liked wandering…

That’s interesting. I haven’t tried out any of these grocery delivery services but now that this is free I’d be willing to try it out. What do you mean that you’re not getting what you actually ask for? Are the shoppers not picking the right things?

It’s just the teen-age mu-tant nin-ja tur-tles part. Sorry if that was a joke that went over my head.

I think there’s an outside chance we’ll get Winds of Winter from GRRM. I don’t think it’s a better than 50/50 chance, but I think there’s a possibility. I totally agree with you about Dream of Spring.

Hahahaha. He’s got himself a real niche, there.