Like all true patriots, Sarah Palin does not ask what her country can do for her, but instead asks if her country can do it for her like right now, because she's a very busy woman.

Well, I'm certainly happy if scalpers are getting shafted, regardless of whether it's concert tickets or consoles or whatever. But it's the next three to six months that will give some indication of how these consoles will fare in the long run. I'm still waiting for the great games until I'll pick up either one, so…

So basically both companies sold as many consoles as they could manufacture. Good for them. Now let's have some great games on those consoles.

I find it really difficult to believe that Miley Cyrus would engage in secret "lesbian hookups" and not try to use that to make her image edgier.

So I guess this means they'll finally give up moaning about it since The Good Fight has been lost? As if.

Well, the customer is neither making a request nor asking a question. We don't even know if he/she is actually a customer or just some guy fighting an imaginary platform war for two multinational corporations.

Well, what kind of customer is this?

Yeezus won't stretch just because you tell him to. Would you have told William Shakespeare to stretch?

So he named his children Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun? Not saying that this is among the major problems with this guy, but isn't that just a touch incestuous?

Yeah. Not friending people becomes a personal snub. And that's the best part.

Ugly tattoo in ugly tattoo looks ugly shocker!

I think "Pay to play" would be a more accurate definition for most of these so-called "free to play"-games than "pay to win", since the most popular model seems to be paying to be able to advance in the game as opposed to waiting an unreasonable length of time for activity points or whatever.

There's some truth to this. Like Nintendo using Mario on sports games and such, Squenix also believes a new game will reach a wider audience by linking it to the Final Fantasy universe.

If they announce a sequel to Lightning Returns they might reach that point.

Now that you've listed those names, plane crash seems like it might be the winner. Squenix better watch out for the power of the cloud...

Isn't the classic rockstar way to go choking on one's own vomit? Come to think of it, maybe that's happening here as well...

I could buy Amazon trying to use this to deliver packages as opposed to a flying drone. Could Google be preparing to enter the fully automated retail business?

He seems like a guy with some issues.

If the alternative is Richard Cohen, I am proud to call myself a fool and a Frenchman.

Would it be a bad thing to wish he was more like Steve Biko than Nelson Mandela?