Cougar:

Um, I’m on the West Coast and your definition of a “cougar” is WAAAAAY different than mine.

Oh good, he’ll be back in time to watch the playoffs.

I thought they were going to eat someone. Its been that kind of day.

Protected? What, did they cut a deal with the Insane Vice Lords?

imagine if a squirrel was a basketball.

Even squirrels are lawless in Obama’s Chicago.

Thought the lions were gonna start fucking.

You, uh, forget someone in your video Mr. Burke?

I see your Fly II and raise you a Robocop:

Nice to see the Why Your Team Sucks series extend into the regular season.

Right? It’s so Vikings!

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Oh you Warrior fans are Cubs fan too? Really are front runners huh? Do they take away the Cavs trophy if the Indians lose?

I’m a Warriors fan, so I’m praying for this to happen. So much karmic retribution.

Won’t somebody think of the children?!?!?

I don’t know, I think she held up pretty well.