Cougar:

Um, I’m on the West Coast and your definition of a “cougar” is WAAAAAY different than mine.

Oh good, he’ll be back in time to watch the playoffs.

I thought they were going to eat someone. Its been that kind of day.

Protected? What, did they cut a deal with the Insane Vice Lords?

imagine if a squirrel was a basketball.

Even squirrels are lawless in Obama’s Chicago.

Thought the lions were gonna start fucking.

You, uh, forget someone in your video Mr. Burke?

I see your Fly II and raise you a Robocop:

Nice to see the Why Your Team Sucks series extend into the regular season.

Right? It’s so Vikings!

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Oh you Warrior fans are Cubs fan too? Really are front runners huh? Do they take away the Cavs trophy if the Indians lose?

I’m a Warriors fan, so I’m praying for this to happen. So much karmic retribution.

Won’t somebody think of the children?!?!?

“To judge Roberts’s moves here by their outcome, simply, they sucked—they set up a game-losing grand slam, of course they sucked—but even in an alternate universe where they led to an inning-ending double play and the Dodgers escaped with their lead intact, they still would have been bad.”