I want to thank the Marines who fucked up unfurling the flag and firing up Marmalard.

amazing to think terminator was made in 1984. the chase music still gives me nightmares.

that catch is illegal in north carolina.

one benefit of being a ginger i reckon.

ginger snapped.

it could be worse, jimbo.

i hope this shows up and the jezebel page.

i’m assuming the ned flanders’ poster distracted him? fuck.

not ballsy enough for this one.

too late. looks like the fucking head zebra already got hit.

boo fucking hoo. go play for a muslim country.

ah, memphis.

wait. so you get ejected from the lot and have to watch the game?

for godsake, keep her away from osa masina.

fucking bronies, man.

can we protest the new espn sunday countdown commercial where they’re all dancing around on ecstasy? berman and dilfer are scarry as fuck.

darling, you need some combination of more cats and dick.

bark in the park? more like fat, ugly bitch night.