fuck that was amazing. i think we all collectively and simultaneously came with kevin at 0:37.

jeff fisher was visibly aroused and i can’t blame him.

$80 million? shit. bigger bust than sam bradford.

mutually exclusive methinks.

hard to believe this is the best protest a 70+ member group chat could devise.

dicks out for alexis. goodnight sweet prince/princess.

fixed...

i like the new commercials where he and clay are somewhere between roommates and life partners. aaron comes across as a pretty damn convincing top.

ballsy attracts ballsy. almost as ballsy as the big guy’s salad.

no chunky soup commercials for you!

bush did it.

to be fair, black zebra is shaking his head no.

chargers are doing all the fisting, thank you.

meh.

yup. yale thing for sure.

that’s like your opinion, man. it’s gotta be a good movie to even qualify for the best chicago movie. if i want to watch sad harrison ford, give me regarding henry or witness.

Army rarely finds the end zone so no one should feel bad about the game delay.

Dicks out for Chuma. MWC zebra drew first blood.

Don’t be confused. It’s a close up shot of a mighty fine butthole. Ironically all of the recommended deadspin butthole articles involve either bills or lions fans.

fuck me. they can all fucking kneel if it means i never have to see another peyton manning commercial again. his hgh head is bigger than barry bonds. fucking drive in movie theater mother fucking forehead.