Don’t be confused. It’s a close up shot of a mighty fine butthole. Ironically all of the recommended deadspin butthole articles involve either bills or lions fans.

fuck me. they can all fucking kneel if it means i never have to see another peyton manning commercial again. his hgh head is bigger than barry bonds. fucking drive in movie theater mother fucking forehead.

While you millennials are whining about violence in football, the zebras were ACC, but the replay crew was Big XII. No way was the latter going to fuck who butters their bread.

colin, your shitty play on the field is the reason they take the football and endorsements away. don’t blame the heel turn.

looking at it upside down... leslie jones’ clitoris?

Fuck it. She’s in good company.

nice to see metrosexualism has penetrated the amish (i.e., dude in green).

urban dictionary rejected my ‘cuntler’ entry a few years back. fuck them, fuck auto correct, and fuck cuntler.

don’t forget teem!

Pussies!

On the bright side, 696, has a nice, upside down eiffel tower, ring to it.

You got me humming Joe Bean Esposito now, damnit.