I feel joy that the wingnuts are eating each other for not embodying the right mix of hate group rhetoric.

Tess did it over a month ago. Better. She started with “Veiled White Supremacy” as a foundation. And her running dialog is pretty on point: “You know you’re done when you look like a chapped anus”

In that case, I’m sure that’s cotton candy or something similar in nature that can be digested.

Yup. Had them, wore them, regretted them.

Jujy whats wrong with you?????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This guy thanks you for completing his ensemble

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

thats how i eat my pizza too with utensils, because i hate touching food with my hands :( i know i am weird.

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

Also, it’s kind of baffling. No, the cashier does not think they are for you. He or she thinks you are either in a serious relationship with a woman or have a teenaged daughter (depending on your age). Like, it should be more embarrassing for we women to buy the tampons for ourselves, since the cashier can, rightly or…

I ask guys by the second date if they would have a problem buying me tampons, and I’ve never had a guy who did not quickly assure me that he would be happy to. Donnie, you’re a douche. (Oh, and refusing to buy your woman tampons causes autism, it’s a scientific fact.)

I don’t know what the big deal with buying tampons is. It’s not embarrassing for me to do if my wife tells me she needs them. Just tell me what you need and I’ll get it.

you should lose your job as a human. i can only imagine some bumfuck good ol’ deputy talking local girls off the ledge and out of following through with a rape accusations because he knows brandon’s dad and they’re good people. ya know, if we go though with this, everybody will know you’re a slutty slut and brandon…

Oh Henry. Back when he was an obscure actor - we are talking I Capture The Castle days - I had such a crush on him. Then he became famous and then he started talking. Ugh.

Sooo not interested in this argument. Go vent your rage elsewhere.

I feel like somehow the Republicans will turn this into another reason to try to keep women from obtaining contraception — OH, YOU WANT THE ISIS PILLS, HUH??

Trump voters:

Oh hey! I’m white! Where do I sign up to be sterilized? Birth control pills jack up my blood pressure, which my doctor says is dangerous with migraines, and I’ve been bleeding for four months after getting a depo provera shot (hate that crap) but as a woman in her twenties I’m not allowed to make any long-term…

3. Tom Brady snapped at him when he tried to pull Brady’s face out of a bag of dog treats he left lying around.