Unfortunately, Paul Revere was riding a mustang, and skidded into a crowd immediately following his historic ride.

Un-veal-lievable 

The thief had to hoof it out of there, but I hope they catch him.

As the Sheriff pulled up, “Holy Cow” is all he could say.

That’s why we steer clear of thieves.

That’s udderly ridiculous!

Florida Man must be on vacation in California.

*Car dealer pulls out fiddle.*

it was obviously a rental ... fastest cars in the world im told

lets get him a chassis dyno, piss those hags off even more

I’m confused, those 2 old hags who spent 40k trying to fuck this guy over? I mean come on, I doubt a crippled guy is doing loud car work in the middle of the night. And who gives a fuck how big it is, it’s on his own property. I literally see no issue with this, why do people care if their neighbor has a garage like…

God. All that for a fucking Sebring.