Like a qt, I know.

I hate myself more than just a little bit for genuinely, whole-heartedly wishing Papa Don would drop dead of an aneurism. This world well and truly, truly would be a better place without him in it. I’ve never, ever wished death on someone before... that’s changed since January 2017.

I mean.... fellow Crimson Alum Kayleigh McInerary (sp but I don’t really give a shit about how whiter bread Toenail Lauren spells her name) isn’t exactly a credit to her Alma Mater either.

When I read that blurb, I thought: So, you’re* the one who makes my trips for groceries actual hell.

No one seemed to be like “get away from me” when I walked next to them. That’s what I’ve encountered at grocery stores.

This shit is fucking nuts. No one needs a haircut that fucking bad. Amazing that the pro-life people are totally fine with people dying as long as they can get their hair done and eat at crappy chain restaurants. I’m a white women with long hair, I cut my hair once or twice a year, i’m good. I have gotten a bunch of…

NO.  I am fucking so happy that Pence’s jackassed hubris might at very least get he & Mother sick and at very best lead to either’s or both their demise.  FUCK Pence and this whole jackassed WH admin.  They have flaunted public health recommendations just like they flaunt rules & laws -- nothing applies to them…

Oh I’m sure they believe the virus exists. They believe they’re simply not going to contract it. They have enough Jesus or confidence or tinfoil hats or whatever that they won’t get it.

solid burn

“My father was a marine who fought to protect the laws and government of this country. That is why I demand the right to break those laws and defy that government.”

Does anyone actually believe that Trump is letting someone shove a swab up into his sinuses on a regular basis? I doubt he's been tested once.

Never said it was married date night! Mike’s on Grindr before the door even clicks shut. 

Jesus: “I’m not mad, Mike, just...disappointed. Obviously, we can’t allow you up here. Prince and Little Richard are having a concert later, and we can’t have you showing up and rolling your eyes the whole time. Go downstairs and think about what you’ve done.”

I don’t believe in an afterlife, but if there is one, Pence isn’t meeting Jesus...

Fingers crossed, here's hoping it runs like wildfire through the White House. Especially Trump and Pence; if it kills them both, Pelosi rises to the top!

I am that person. I’m a terrible gift buyer, so if I know that you like something I’m buying you ALL of it. Help others like me with heavy handed hints that are delivered in advance of Christmas and birthdays.

Back in the 90s I once commented to my mom that I thought an Anne Geddes picture was cute, which then launched a full decade of my mom buying me Anne Geddes books, coasters, prints, whatever for every gift-giving holiday. So much Anne Geddes!

How much do you think a baby goes for on the free market? It’s not like you can just buy one and be done with it - they don’t stay cute forever, so you have to keep purchasing new inventory.

“he didn’t wear a mask at the Mayo Clinic was because he wanted to “look [people] in the eye,””