Really well written as usual, Paul.

welp, it’s a good thing it’s easy to buy a gun in america.

They don’t care. The Republican party does not care.

Yeah, but we can elect Joe Biden and he’ll be able to work with these people because [soul explodes as I crumple into a bloody heap]

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

I would enjoy it if someone tried to sue him for inciting a riot or evil act. Hello FBI, this man is encouraging terrorist acts and supporting them on US soil which is treason no?

His response to racists looking to kill “invading Hispanics”: give the terrorists what they want by cracking down on immigration. His takeaway from a white supremacist terror attack is to agree with the terrorist that we need to get rid of the prospective victims of their racism.

To be fair, you have been wondering where in the world asshat von cheetolini was. He’s on twitter, twittering the tweets that you knew he was going to thumb into his keyboard. 45 is an assfuck. Did you honestly expect him to turn around and be a decent human being for 5 seconds? Fuck, his peeps LOVE him for being an…

There have already been a chorus of “Lets not politicize” this from the republicans. Of course if it was a an Islamic extremist you damn well they would have been blaming Ilhan Omar with Trump tweeting the charge.

I hope her fucking jaw falls off during her next facelift

I’d go a step further. I’d take away assault rifles AND HANDGUNS. Nobody needs a handgun either.

I’m starting to think that all these good guys with guns are not going to save us! Almost like we need to get rid of the fucking guns!? Haha o man we are in the worst timeline...billy bob needs his at-15 and if 29 people have to die by one daily, then so be it!

It’s been said a million fucking times, but I’ll say it again: once the government and gun nuts declared loud and clear that they were okay with the senseless murder of innocent children, the die was cast in America. This will keep happening and will never stop. Fuck every single person who still believes guns aren't…

This reminds me of a relatively recent Reddit post. A woman’s boyfriend had just gotten a memorial tattoo. It was originally intended to be small, maybe dates or a symbolic object.

0/10 would feed to my grandkids, 8/10 would CAREFULLY eat myself, 10/10 would feed any suspicious looking cookies to my daughter’s boyfriend.

I’m sorry about the ‘never more than a minute thing’. 

Not something in it but something he did INSIDE of it. When we got in he would immediately walk into the bathroom, drop his pants and shit right in front of me with the door open. Or if I was in there brushing my teeth or something he’d come in and poop. And it started like a week or two into knowing him. I was…

Wow you are shit human being.

I’m now trying to imagine you with emo hair and realizing I have no idea what that means. I somehow missed most of pop culture between the cancellation of Hard Copy & the founding of Jezebel.