I don’t know her.

#strongertogether

I am team anyone who calls Taylor on her bs. Not to mention, I love that he brought up the Katy feud (Taylor is team feminism only when she’s the one being torn down) AND of course Katy’s Hilary gif.

You may join me for breakfast if you like.

I once went to this crazy fancy restaurant when I felt like blowing a bunch of cash with my husband. One of the desserts (there were three of them in the 13 courses) was Froot Loops and milk. But somehow the chef made a ball of Froot Loops and white chocolate that was hollow and filled with the milk. So you pop it in…

Sea Salt, cracked pepper, dill flowers, olive oil

The recipe is free, but the artless-mojis are extra, and don’t you want a Cap’n Crunch emoji? Do you think you can live your best, curated life without one?

Y’all should check out the new recipe on my app - Cap’n Crunch with milk.

Count me in, these tweets are exquisite.

It’s a windy road to be fair.

Ditto. 1,000 times #TEAMCALVIN.

Calvin’s a douche, Taylor seems to be a control freak Mean Girl who needs to surround herself with a praise posse at all times so she doesn’t have to face her own insecurities. Seems she cuts off anyone who calls her on her bs.

The more I think about it, the more I see Tom and Taylor as what happens when you dance like everyone is watching.

We all have to take sides in the end.

I think more than anything for me, he comes off - and I can’t believe Im saying that - as the adult in all of this? Unless Hiddleswift is an actual music video.

I'm not fully #teamCalvin because he did get that handy at a massage parlor (dude. come on) BUT I'm definitely feeling supportive of him rn. Maybe like #sortateamcalvin?

I gave TSwift a lot of leeway up to now. Harris has handled the breakup very well, IMO, and she just cannot seem to act human about any of it. And the Hiddleston stuff is almost getting creepy. #TeamCalvin

I support your team.

I stand with you

Seriously tho, the whole Hiddleswift affair has somehow redeemed this douche nozzle a bit.