Hillary should send Bill in her stead. Good First Spouse practice for him. (And he so fucking deserves to endure that nonsense.)

I’m skipping it because she didn’t go to my funeral. Why should I go to hers?

This. This is what I take to mean “there is a special place in hell for women who don’t support each other”. You aren’t helping feminism if you aren’t helping other women be free of a man’s controlling force in their life.

My favorite uncle once told me, “show me your friends and I’ll show you who you are.” It’s probably the best advice I ever got and I feel it applies to the berniebros situation.

A “true feminist” might also think a woman president would be pretty fucking rad though, too.

Everyone seems to think that saying “I’m voting for Clinton because she’s a woman” really means “I’m *only* voting for Clinton because she’s a woman, and I obviously just haven’t *researched* enough and only vote on genitalia”

Sometimes I wonder if Berniebros are actually Clinton campaigners and it’s all a ruse, because man, they have pushed me into much more passionate support of Clinton. And lots more donations. I get into it with a strident Berniebro and I get so mad and go donate.

I’m supporting Clinton because I think she’ll be a better general election candidate than Sanders and I think she’ll be a better president too. However I am also supporting her because she’s a woman. And everytime I see any sort of criticism of that line of thinking it just reinforces my belief that we have to…

“A few weeks ago, a man emailed me to “congratulate” me for “overcoming my gender” and voting for Bernie Sanders.”

what if... that were the obvious point of this essay

If you are in grad school doing a PhD in the humanities then leave now—the job market is awful. I saw this as someone who came off the conveyer built last May from an Ivy and didn’t a job last year and will not get in a job in North America this year. Srsly consider leaving and moving into industry. Staying in grad…

Diamonds are a huge scam anyway. Never understood the appeal.

I’m sorry but FUCK YO DAD!!!

holy moses my dad was talking about this just a week ago. he was basically all but shaming my mom for having me via c-section and thus robbing me of those potent microbiomes that have left me an emotionally bereft glutten-eating heathen of schlubbiness.

My job is to evaluate scientific studies that involve between thousands and hundreds of thousands of independent samples. This leads to much eye-rolling at almost every medical study ever.

ew

At this point, I’d be interested in a documentary about people who find the Kardashians aspirational.

I have to get something off my chest. I have a pretty high tolerance for the Kardashians. I have never been bothered by them in the way that some people have, and I’ve even been entertained by them. But I just cannot deal with Kylie Jenner. Something about her really really bothers me.

I think they all get it but I think her especially because she seems to genuinely not give a fuck which seems to anger all the worst trolls.

I think we need a national holiday week when there’s a moratorium on Kardashian reporting.