I found the guy who didn’t bother to read the article.

Interesting. Maybe the solution is for Amazon to litter the empty aisles with sketchy third party vendors selling knock-offs and expired product?

You can still bask in Burneko’s screed from a few years ago, if you like: https://deadspin.com/why-the-fuck-isnt-kobe-bryant-a-pariah-yet-1829494689

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

But the first thing people think about with Apu is the over-the-top voice.

*Doesn’t need to check notes*

no it’s andrew bird, the bird with a first name

Editing, writing, mostly.

I was on a flight back from Seattle to Sacramento the Monday after the Seahawks home game after Christmas. I was in the window seat, and two random folks next to me, or so I thought.

Tl;DR. I’m sorry to hear it but not surprised.

All of that with “Foot Lager” in the background makes this show remarkable.

I think you mean...

My mom. But I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna mention it to her.

I’ve started imagining people reading these reviews who have never seen the show. It would read like the word-salad rantings of a lunatic. 

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New York’s hottest club is The AV. Opened by Hulk Hogan’s vengeful ghost and his vampire pal, it has everything: Freaks, Geeks, and that weird sucking sound made by your affiliated sister sites shutting down one after the other.

The difference is that The Wheel of Fortune sucks, and Sajak is a trash human being.

The difference is that Pat Sajak is by all accounts(and well supported if you look at his twitter), quite a cunt.

“This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me stuck in the Greys.” -T.S. Eliot

Brents don’t know they’re Brents.

Nothing shows how hopeless Brent is than the fact that he thinks being the starting QB of the Bears is a good thing. There is most of 100 years of history proving otherwise.