If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

I would respectfully suggest that understanding that nothing posted online is ever private is a more vital life skill than knowing how to correctly spell Ta-Nehisi Coates.

Whatever, Jaden. Me circa 1989 says my overalls are cooler plus I have this towel. (Why so huge, Kinja? Why?)

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

March to the Sea-hawks +1

Sherman [burns down established thinking]

21st time in MLB history that a club had overcome a double-digit deficit

For scorecard fans:

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

Loria
I think they got your number.
I think they’re gonna win this,
while your team keeps going under.
But you really don’t remember?
Miami’s in the red.
Paninis with soggy bread.
Loria?

Schilling prefers to stop at 3 Ks.

I love watching Octonauts with my youngin'. There are only about 3 shows I actually enjoy, and that is the top of my list.

My three year old calls it “Pop Controls” so that’s pretty great and she has a hideous pink Paw Patrol dress that she would wear every day if she could.