@eucrow: Heh.. no offense taken.. I was just being a wise ass.

@eucrow: Begging your pardon, but...

@fryhole: Might want to Google 'USS Stark'

@BrownDanielUSN: And this is how I solved my pigeon problem.

@fryhole: Why not?? 17-19 inches of steel armor top, side and bottom = pretty much unsinkable.

@Saboth: Really???.. a nip on the ankle from a 10lb dog? I'm not condoning recklessly shooting dogs for no reason, but an attcking pitbull will do a hell of a lot more damage than just a nip on the ankle. And pitbulls get to 70-80lbs

@frankie22: Wow..if I was the boss, I would give this guy a promotion.

@ajlien03: It's not that cut and dried. The Republican majority held the bill to extend unemployment benefits hostage. No tax cuts, no unemployment benefits extension..that was the choice Obama had to face.

@John Crane: No worries, we don't give a fuck about the rest of you, so it balances out.

@m1ndtr1p: After seeing how many European tourists eat, I call bullshit.

@thegoddesscher: My cats are constantly telling me to do things....

@Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Cake: I couldnt help but picture what you said in my mind, but set to the following music...

No means No

Those country men can keep their length... this urban fella will happily keep his girth. :-P

@smcallah: Really?? Cause I can have a phone conversation while playing a video game pretty easily.

@Russ Tomas: There have been many times where I take a call while relaxing on the couch and I will put them on speaker and continue to browse the web on my phone.

@lostarchitect: You get 100mb of data free no matter what. If you want more, you chose a plan and plans start at $9.99 a month.

@wisdomwolf: I buy physical books from a street vendor. I get 5 novels for 3-4 bucks. No Ebook price can beat that.

I'm still going to sit here and hope for a damned miracle!

Wow... very impressive.