The closest I've ever been to senses getting tangled up was when I had to take this antibiotic for years when I was a little kid (I had constant bladder/kidney infections until I had corrective surgery for a birth defect). It was liquid and pink and it tasted like coffee smells. Not like coffee tastes, like it…

For me it depends on the type of porn. I've found that a lot of the sounds female porn stars make in the "mainstream" porn movies are really a turn off. They just sound so fake and obnoxious. Homemade porn, though, I tend to do with the sound on.

I'm having the weirdest moment. I'm having half nostalgia. I know I used to strongly associate this song with a movie or TV show of some sort, but I can't for the life of me remember what. Was it used on a soundtrack? Of course, a have a lot of very random associations when it comes to music, so it could have been…

She's also currently one of the main stars on the show Nikita, which is an awesome (and pretty damn pro-woman) action show more people need to be watching.

I had absolutely no idea Lyndsy was married. None. And I'm a fan. Huh.

I am drinking a lemonade/sweet tea vodka/peach schnapps...thingy. It;s good.

I think it was a reference to a Louis CK joke

We must be swift as the coursing river

I just started watching the West Wing.

Ugh, good job breaking it hero. Way to deny Britain its Golden Age and set the stage for THE MASTER to take over. All because you didn't like that she chose to proactively defend the mostly defenseless Earth against a bunch of aliens that had just tried to take over and had already proven that they meant us ill. …

"I'm sorry — Have you been to a wedding recently that served no vegetables?" Yes.

I'm less worried about my shitty TV tastes being broadcast and more worried about all those times I didn't feel like watching *porn* porn and wanted something with plot instead so I skimmed through 12 obscure not rated French or Japanese movies. But I'm sure there will be a way around it. If nothing else I should be…

Whoa, wait, Chris Brown is only 23?

I wish I had grown up with sweet potato casserole. Maybe then I would like sweet potatoes, which everyone else in the world seems to love right now. I just...don't. I don't hate them, I just...prefer never to eat them and only take the minimum required number of bites when I have to to be polite. Loading it up…

I was having a good day already, and then there was a new Nikita promo. Dear god, why do I have to wait to see this, not fair.

Am I the only one who read this while pooping at work?

This. To me, there's definitely a quality of life factor. I'm overweight, obese by the BMI scale, and I have family history working against me. I watch my blood glucose levels, my blood pressure, my cholesterol, etc very closely. So far, I'm not only OK, I'm great. Hell, my last glucose check was a non-fasting…

I'm cool with this

Girls at my middle school never did pull ups. We did "chin curls" wherein Mr. Holtus would help us jump up until we were holding the bar with our chins above the bar, then he would let go and we had to try to hold that position for as long as possible. Every single year I dropped the second he let go. Until my last…