It's a vagina that's kicking back on the beach, reading a good book, and sucking down the sangria. Although mine occasionally goes for a Peach Panuchi instead.

Well, yes, but you have to look at pictures of dead animals every couple of minutes. This is your only option.

Mixing sensitive electronics and bodily fluids just doesn't sound like the smartest idea.

*Tries to remember facts from final art history research paper*

Yeah. Fuck those guys.

Seriously.

If cooking represents control, baking represents surrender.

I always love seeing articles like this. It's so important that the discussion of gender inequality not just be about women. The patriarchy created this inequality to begin with. Widespread true cultural and societal equality won't happen without changing the way men think as well as women.

3 Musketeers are delicious chocolate covered pillows.

I'm fairly I did more web surfing that work during my student office job. Which is what they get for giving a student her own office (OK, it was the copy room, but still...)

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But what about bisexual women? Do they exist? I need to know. If they don't, then that means one of my best friends is imaginary, and if that's the case, I should probably let my therapist know about her during this week's session.

Ha, no worries. I was only half serious.

...I've been using beef jerky as a morning snack to try to keep my energy level up during my horrifically boring job. I...may need to find another snack.

As my high school health instructor said - Alcohol removes inhibitions, it does not make you do something. If you rape someone when you're drunk, then it was always in you to rape someone.

Even though The Lion King debuted nearly 15 years ago

As an artist who's degree is still warm from the printer and who studied this in class not 6 months ago, I'm horrified at the potential purposeful damaging of a priceless work of art. As a human being, I can't stop giggling over all the penis pun laden headlines that keep running through my head.

All I can think is, what does it taste like? For some reason I keep thinking of Haggis...

I think this is a truly brilliant, visionary idea. I mean, it's a well known fact that there are only a few select places on the internet in which to view pornography. People are bound to be so desperate for new content that they'll gladly view the graphic animal pics in between rounds of wanking to…

I wish that I could be shocked by this. But this is just the status quo being maintained. If you're white, male, and rich, you can away with pretty much anything, especially if your victim is underprivileged in any way (race, sex, mental disability, etc). Unless you do it in front of 50 impartial witness, on tape,…