Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

I am also entitle to not have to listen to your child scream the entire flight.

LOL. It’s not like Ben Stiller jerked off into a tube of cum, wrote “hair gel” on it, then when Cameron Diaz opened up the door, grabbed her by the arm and yelled “TAKE MY HAIR GEL!!!!”. If anything, Diaz violated Stiller by literally grabbing some of his bodily juices he didn’t know was hanging by his ear after…

quote: “There’s Something About Mary, a movie whose most famous laugh line revolves around a woman unknowingly smearing cum in her hair, which was played as hilarious rather than the creepy violation that it would be in reality” 
Oh my goodness.
Did your pearls crack as you typed those words? The horror of dirty comedy,…

I used to work in radio during her early days and she was legitimately the nicest artist that came by the studio. We had a contest winner who won a makeover with her and she couldn’t have been sweeter to her. She was patient and kind and a real joy to have in the office.

Me me me me me me me me me me.

Is it strange that I inherently trust Mandy Moore? Idk if it’s the Walk to Remember nostalgia, but she’s always seemed like a decent gal.

A stunt like this would have me rethinking my relationship, and not in a “together forever” way.

Yeah like I’m supposed to be sorry she got treated like the dumbass she clearly is? She had ~*tWo hOuRs*~ of questions for her doctor?!

Parents who refuse to vaccinate should have their kids taken away, end of story.

Martina Clements, 41, a Portland mom who didn’t vaccinate her two children until recently, said the anti-vaccine community uses fear to raise doubts about vaccine safety. But parents who support immunizations can be belittling.

Martina Clements, 41, a Portland mom who didn’t vaccinate her two children until recently, said the anti-vaccine community uses fear to raise doubts about vaccine safety. But parents who support immunizations can be belittling.

Why wait in a turkey line to refuse a turkey?

This has been my favorite story all week. Influensters are insufferable and I think it’s hilarious.

I just...this baby died of privilege. That’s exactly what this is and it’s gross and sad. 

What she said about meryl streep is right on tho. I knew about harvey and i’m in the middle of nowhere midwest. 

This was a terrible first date that became a love story to this day, this took place in 1991 right around the AIDS panic. I was 19, I worked in the hospital outpatient lab in the morning, and in the lab proper in the afternoons.

I already contributed, but I’m writing another one where *I* was the horror on the first date.

First Date: He took me to a great dinner, nice place, and during asked the waiter how much longer dinner would take, we had a show to get to. I, having no idea about the show, asked what we were seeing. He said he was taking me to the newly opened high class strip joint. I am young, I am impressionable, I have never…