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Exactly! I really hope that a judge calls bullshit on the money he apparently just donated and he still has to give Amber her $7m to donate.

The perfume black and grey markets are insane. Seriously people, only buy perfume from department stores/Sephora etc and none of that discount stuff. I won't even buy fragrance from a pharmacy as so many of them only stock grey market.

I get it, I really do. As someone who is planning a god damn wedding, I pretty much hate weddings. And wedding dresses. My mum took me into a bridal salon to look at stuff and after about three minutes I was like ‘get me the fuck out of here’. So of course, mum made me try on two of the most hideous dresses they had

Depp has not aged well.

This is what I don't get either. The Gold Coast has the 2018 Commonwealth Games, but events will be all over the state (Queensland). People can get on planes and go places! It's amazing!

Completely agree. I’m currently wearing a diamond and ruby engagement ring that belonged to my great great grandmother, and they were married in 1874. My sister has the engagement ring that belonged to our great grandmother and it's a knuckle duster with 5 large diamonds on it. They would have gotten married sometime

I don’t even know how it’s possible to hold it in like that. If I need to go, I need to go to the toilet within a reasonable timeframe or I will shit myself. Do people who can hold it not eat enough fibre or something?

Only fairly recently. Before paid parental leave, they had a ‘baby bonus’ which was a single lump sum payment of a few thousand dollars (I believe it was $3000 to begin with and increased to $5000 over the years) for each birth, then it changed to minimum wage parental leave. I COULD google for you to get the real

A guy my friend went on one date with started sending her dick pics, so she replied with cat memes. He got really angry.

This infographic is out of date.

Yep, there are dedicated clinics. The legality thing is weird and I should really educate myself in it better. Based on some legal precedent from the 80s, they basically can’t prosecute anyone for getting an abortion, so it’s a weird grey area where it’s still in the criminal code and illegal, but is unprosecutable.

I live in Queensland (Australia) where abortion is still ‘technically’ illegal in our criminal code unless it threatens the life of the mother, however it’s still easy to access provided you are near a major city. You call the clinic, get an appointment, go in, have your ‘counselling’ (which is essentially signing a

There was a horrific rape and murder in the city my parents live in a few years ago: a young woman was attacked by a mob while walking through a park, gang raped and then they hung her from a tree branch. Hung as in, by the neck to snap it so she’d die.Awful. In a small city where gossip is rife, this was never

Horrible. We used to always forge dads signature (actually, I still do... He knows and is cool with it) in school as my parents would just forget to sign things. They knew we signed for them, they gave zero fucks. The ONE FREAKIN TIME that my dad actually signed something, the teacher sent it home as a forgery (his

My nephew (who was 6 at the time) left this out for the tooth fairy. He was very specific about the $100, which is very coincidental, as the Lego he wanted desperately was also $100. I think my favourite thing though is that he wanted her “signicher”. Nice try kid, I think he got $2 for that tooth.

No idea. I never spoke to her again.

I'm not a troll and grey is my least favourite colour.

I did a group assignment for an international business class at uni about the Philippines. To put it kindly, the other people in my group were complete morons (one guy copied and pasted his parts from Wikipedia without even bothering to reformat it to make it look like it was his work, and the other girl was just...

Anne’s nieces and nephews were my best friends when I was a kid (her mum also gave a eulogy at my grandma’s funeral). I never got any cute baby photos out of it, dammit!