Those things are GROSS! I used to rent a house with a jacuzzi. It was beautiful but disgusting. The bathroom had huge windows that opened onto a lush rainforesty garden, so it was beautiful. But with vegetation comes ants. whrn I moved in I did my due diligence and before I used that damn jacuzzi, I scrubbed it with…

I was just waiting for the twist that the final one was ‘I was the bride and he was the groom’. Fifth times the charm?!

My boyfriend started off as a wedding hookup.

Shoes! Like these:

Represent indeed! Clermont here!

I’m originally from central Qld but have lived in Brisbane for the past decade, I’ve seen all of those things in the wild (my uncle used to also catch crocs with Steve Irwin and Australia Zoo has a croc named after my cousin) but it's hardly like they're all hunting you the second you walk out the door.

Liar! It's delicious. In fact, I'm going to buy me a block on the way home from work and eat it tonight while I binge watch OITNB.

The funny this is that a lawyer has come out saying that their plan to divorce and continue their relationship won’t work because to qualify for a divorce in Australia, you have to be separated for a full 12 months and have no plans of ever cohabitating again. They don’t want to be married with the gays and can't be…

You have no idea how much these people have been mocked by every single person on my Facebook feed/other media organizations etc today. They're the laughing stock of a nation, which while we don't yet have marriage equality, 72% of the populace support a change in the Marriage Act to make that happen.

Let me just leave this here...

Your unicorn town is called Australia. Standard employment law here gives every full time employee (with part time employees pro rata) 4 weeks paid vacation and 2 weeks sick leave. My work is also awesome in that they give you a further 2 weeks of personal leave that can be used for carers leave, bereavement leave…

I’m 5”7 and 165pounds and am a size 4 to 6 in dresses and tops and an 8 in pants because I’m a pear. I don't think they're lying.

I’d bet that she did tell him that and he badgered her so much that she gave him a far off milestone and figured he’d forget about it and leave her alone by then.

You got me, I'm a Cadbury spy. But seriously, I was terrified of the Vegemite chocolate and my boyfriend had to practically force me to try it. He now regrets that because I ate the whole damn block!

I 100% disagree! The Vegemite is delicious and is like salted caramel... But better!

Yeah, that guy sounds like a real treat. “I can get you a rhino for $100k” - what?! Where the fuck would she put a rhino? She lives in a trailer.

I’m Australian. Kangaroos can be really dangerous animals. That woman has a male red in her yard... Those fuckers are TERRIFYING and will quite literally punch you out and scratch you to death with their legs. They’re not all cute and sweet animals. They’re the kind of animal that any smart person would back away from…

I’m Australian and have a typical English Rose complexion. My neurologist recommended that I go in the sun for 20 minutes a day without sun protection to get sufficient vitamin d, as even us Aussies get deficient which causes major issues.

This is exactly what my parents did. Didn’t like something? That’s fine, put your plate in the fridge for someone to eat as leftovers the next day and go and make yourself a peanut butter sandwich. Or go hungry. Those were the only options. We were never forced to eat everything on our plates, but we also weren't…

ever sliced your hand open when chopping vegetables? I have.