what kinda pachinko game is this?

You’re exaggerating:

Don't buy it new.

Well I guess all we can hope for is that the upcoming Metal Gear is the last product people buy from them. Then their company goes belly up and they have to sell of their IPs to a company that will do them justice. And if you ask me “Like what company?” and “How will it be better” just read the article again. Pachinko…

Hmm....mistreatment of employees, destroying the past, shady dealings, terrible working conditions..
:-o
KONAMI MERGED WITH WAL-MART

I’m going to laugh if this ends up being one HUGE well planned joke by Konami and everyone who works with them.
The media coverage this has got them has been gained them whole bunch of attention.
Next year at one of the games shows they’re going to show off one of their new mobile games..and then mid trailer it’s going…

Calling it: Konami was taken by some yakuza or mob-like family.

I am buying MGSV and never coming back to Konami again.

This has to be Kojima making a joke. It SERIOUSLY has to be.

In some twisted way; this is better.

Perfect choice of words. It’s just so sad that we laugh of being a really bad joke.

Fuck you Konami where is my Metal Gear and Suikoden Slot Machines? No one wants That Phantom Pain garbage.

Try living down the street from a four storey tall electronic billboard flashing those pachinko ads at all hours at maximum wattage.

Hashtag: Living in Japan

This is quite hilarious and depressing at the same time... I am slightly confused...

All those bright flashing colours and hyper-active pop-up numbers... they definitely got the Silent Hill aesthetic down eh.

If only Valve just made LAN mode available (at least for freaking tournaments) like people have been asking since time immemorial it would have gone without a hitch, but i guess the 1977 technology just isn’t there yet.

Relatively easy to learn and understand, casual enough to play off and on, but enough depth to offer strategy, and be hard to master. Between Dota 2, LoL, HotS, Smite, and a handful of others, there’s most likely a MOBA out there that even you would like.