House negro

Pro tip from an Asian guy. Coke works wonders with spicy food.

The Chinese freak about drinking iced water with a meal. They say it’s bad for digestion. So, I started drinking warm or even hot water, and I noticed that food doesn’t sit heavy when I do, vs. iced. My guess is that maybe the iced water congeals the grease, but that’s just a guess and not a very scientific one…

I’ll get the veggie burger at Fatburger every now and then, with cheese, bacon and egg. It’s solid.

You really want to see them go apoplectic? Have the Mexicans build that fence.

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Of course Mike is a shithead. He's from Jersey.

Young, stupid and inexperienced.

First time I did acid let’s say I did too much with my little cousin at her dads house during a big family Thanksgiving get together. I ended up tackling a friend, elbowing a cousin in the face and running full speed for a banister before falling from the second to the first floor. And I recall very little of this…

I was there today. I just looked and stared and lusted over the Morpheus. They had a Miku game running on one of the demos, not exactly sure why. But, there was also a Mechwarrior type game that looked like it would be amazing in VR. I still haven’t tried a VR device, but I so so so want to. Only game I got to play…

I get jealous of my GF because she has a very short refractory, possibly none. I’d like to think my skills are pretty good, I use all my tools and know all the spots on my girl. But sometimes when I’m particularly on top of my game, it seems like one right after the other, on and on. It takes a couple orgasms to get…

Best episode of King of the Hill ever.

Heroin is the steroid of the writer

Which, according to PFF, the Eagles line last year was. In fact, Eagles were first in run block rankings.

Chipwrecked

Sanchez is perfectly fine as a backup.

One of the best backs now 27 year old, who was concussed, hesitant and danced a lot last year, is no longer as quick as he used to be, who took up $10m in cap space. I love Shady, but we free up a lot of space by trading him for a need at LB, which means DeMeco and his salary will likely go. Other boards are saying…

Frees up cap space. Use the draft picks to trade up for MM and then spend cap space on FA.