I even “roll down” my windows still.

You probably get bent out of shape about the save logo for most things being a floppy disk, huh?

If the issues they had with the Bolt continue, Blazer is the perfect name for this.

Stellantis may have to farm out the Aventador production.

and doesn’t even have a power driver’s seat

I too feel on fire when I have too much Cayenne

Here come the strangely defensive nerds. Popcorn at the ready.

It’s pretty clever really, when you consider the truckers want to end “man dates”...

I once got tear-gassed for sitting in a park to protest a logging operation in an old-growth forest. We weren’t blocking traffic. We weren’t damaging anything. We weren’t shutting down the economy. We weren’t armed. We weren’t doing anything other than sitting and standing around, waving signs, and screaming at…

or BLACK people!

He lost his job and went to jail for this and lost his license for almost 3 years.

Not sure why I would be “infuriated” by this sort of thing. The car needs to go in for service or inspection annually anyway.

• it takes some real focus to keep it on the road above 65 mph

100% lazy asshole move. I’ve heard “but I can’t reach” as an excuse. So what? Get a fucking ladder & broom, or buy something smaller. Don’t make your laziness my problem. 

Then you haven’t been paying attention.

I would tell him, "Youabian ridiculous."

Now, if I could get serious for a moment: if he's the real deal, and he's so sensitive to criticism, why did he put it on display at a major auto show in a major city? Was he naive enough to believe that everyone who laid eyes upon the thing would fall in love with it?

Dr. Youabian,

And, as far as that goes, it's an unqualified success. Then again, Sasquatch is an unqualified success based on those standards. And, like Sasquatch, this thing is a one-of-a-kind monster only a true loon would want to be seen riding into town. And it looks like it handles about as well as a Sasquatch, too.