He’s a grade-A American asshole. We make the best assholes in the whole world. Hands down.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

Jeez, that looks like somebody melted Clint Eastwood in drag.

It’s like watching Darth Vader remove his mask.

Wow!

There is next to no chance that happens, they more than likely had her sign something before he was even elected....He likes his little NDAs

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

“Haha look at this, kids. Barbie Jeep racing. ... Unghhh racist banner, penis costume...”

the point is, this is 35-year-old Ivanka talking about 14-year-old Ivanka, and obviously lying. The point is, 35-year-old Ivanka lies.

Were either given an official position as an advisor to their dad?

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

That’s impossible, blue base is incredibly difficult to remove, she would have had to bleach it out with at 20-30 volume cream. What a fucking moron. She doesn’t get to say she was punk or any type of rebellious kid. Fuck her and her family.

You motherfucker.

A musician noted that they and many of the crew members were licensed to carry, and the backstage had plenty of guns. He claims they didn’t want police to think they were the active shooters so they took cover, but the panic, the unknown, and the confusion are enough to temper the spirits of any wannabe weekend hero.…

What is Mel, I’m a fucking Catholic, Gibson hanging out in a stem cell clinic. I thought they were all dead set against this!

What is the story with that lazy eye of her’s. It’s like she’s got some Columbo thing going on.

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes.