Presuming that you know the minimum wage for tipped works in many states has been stuck at $2.13 for 20 years now. So it's even worse the the regular, lousy minimum wage.

STRICKLAND ROLLS UP THE RIM BUT DOESN'T WIN

I'll buy this with my coupon!

What about a connection for your old box, but everything is controlled and played through the new one? Including loading old disc based games on the new console. Therefore you could just hide the old one and never have to even touch it.