Former NYC public defender here—nearly impossible to win a civil suit post pleading guilty to anything. Even if a defendant gets an ACD (adjournment in contemplation of dismissal, similar to what many jurisdictions call diversion) he compromises his chances in a civil suit. More important, anytime you have a defendant…

Chugged an entire pint of tobasco in 5 seconds. Ate 2 cigarettes. Finished an entire box of Cheerio’s, dry, in 10 minutes. *not all same day. Net payout $20

It depends largely on the offense and your immigration status to begin with. I don’t know exactly what he plead guilty with but from the article it sounds like it was designated as a “violent offense” which is a legal term of art—not all assaults are deemed to be violent offenses, depends on severity and statute of…

And a really tight sweater game

“Underdressed.”

Bill Self is not looking good.

Yeah, it’s weird because could you imagine 12 year-olds playing soccer televised? Hoops? Hockey? Football? I mean, it seems like it’s just for the youngsters—meaning it’s cool for them to get to see themselves on TV, but why the fuck does anyone care? Don’t get it.

http://gawker.com/gravy-boat-my-… see also DFW A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again

I would love to know who you are—these things are fucking brilliant.