Because why not, here are those guys from other organizations:

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

Secession is considered illegal here as well. If Texas or California tried to actually secede, there would be tanks in the streets.

Click here. And, remember to have some old cell phones on hand so that students who do not have a cell phone can participate in this system and not be embarrassed.

Click here. And, remember to have some old cell phones on hand so that students who do not have a cell phone can participate in this system and not be embarrassed.

Yikes, the glare from that coach. He looks pretty mad, too.

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

He did warn them they’d get tired of all the winning! He was also right about people begging him to stop…

Damn LeBron really making hard to keep up my irrational dislike of him.

The Internet will be right on it, I have no doubt whatsoever. Never ever underestimate America’s inherent capacity for snark.

“Vlad was right, look at these people. These are my people. You love me. You really love me.”

it’s midnight and I’m in bed and I just fucking burst out laughing. thanks for this masterpiece comment

Let me save you some money:

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

He’s the guy in the video who can’t stand respectfully for 1 minute during the anthem...on Memorial Day no less.

Oh PLEASE, assholes. PLEASE leave when someone kneels for the anthem. Games will be so much better without you.

That’s the part that bugs me about the whole “they aren’t practicing enough” narrative though. This year hasn’t been especially shitty so far. But the current CBA was in place in 2011. They practiced just as much the previous 6 seasons. Why should this season be worse?

Sound advice for anyone who has ever had their nose near an athletic supporter?

History: JFK fucked around with countless women, including Marilyn Monroe.