How do you almost light someone on fire?

Yo... make sure your husband reads this: you are defending the fucking constitution.. Not the fucking theme song.. If that song is solely for our military I'll be sure to grab a hotdog during that part. Shorter lines.

Fun fact: best time to buy those foods is during the anthem. No lines.

False. I came .007 seconds before mah lady tonight...

Rub this..

Sounds about right

Come on man.. You don't remember the thought structure behind your joke.. You made all that shit up

Snitch

*BBQ

You got my asssss hah!

Your logic isn't so solid.. Fuck tard

Nope, you said career, not ufc. I stand by what I said.. Fuck tard

He already lost 3 times fuck tard

Reachin

Over my head brah

+4 homeruns!

What did he say? what did he say?? what did he say??!!!!

I always imagined numbers having a soft and smooth outer layer. They’re not hard Barry.. letters are hard. idiot.

Does anyone else think Trump is the Skip Bayless of politicians..?

Gold