Next weeks column; 'The Health Benefits of Smoking Meth'

As an old man, after most of my adult life spent thinking society (micro or macro) is somehow to blame for most bad behavior, I now believe people are born with their individual dispositions, good or bad. A jerk at 13 is still going to be a jerk at 30. They might learn WHEN and HOW to cover it up for personal gain,…

Is everybody stoned? It doesn't say Washington anywhere on this page except for your reply (and now mine).

The next bad thing that happens to you, you just earned it.

From taking the SAT's 20 years ago.

Wow. Hm. Um, just go back up to Daveinva and read down from there...

Actually, never say 'God Bless America' when you're in the Pakistani Mountains pretending to be Pakistani. That would be how that rule works. Got that, Mr. Bad Sarcasm?

If you're gonna make it a rule, then that's a pretty damn good place to start.

No one can tell Farrah anything. I'm pretty sure she'll only listen to/respect you if you're really rich.

28. If you played this inside a mental hospital, there'd be a riot.

Santigold is still the 'gold standard' for this niche (IMO). But as evidenced by your fretting not lerving Banks, if they keep telling you she's (really really super) good, you WILL buy her album anyway.

No. It doesn't say anything like that at all.

In all seriousness, if you don't have children, you should be using a good chunk of your brain to track the daily news. I know it's impossible, and depressing, and all that, but it's kind of our responsibility. People with kids just can't devote that kind of time and energy to taking the problems of the world…

Whew. Now that that's over, when are we going to bomb Iran?

Bananarexia?

Without replying directly to cap spleen, he's not publishing on motherflippin youtube. The doc is about his fight for recognized clinical trials.

<—FDA suppressing cure for cancer because patent would go to one single man. Big pharma won't let that happen.

If you're in your thirties and don't have children, then this film is mandatory viewing.

The Chinese are an extremely creative people. I can't prove it, but I'm sure it must be true.

Because people who read the Enquirer are also big fans of Jezebel.