Douchebaguettes.

You're probably the type of tech support that lies to get off the phone. I get that 99% of your job is to say is to pass the buck. And I also get that you hate your sucky job, but I get my problems solved or I get moved UP to the person who can get it done. I do it successfully every time. The advice I gave is how…

You married a puppy?

Happened in December so that's called 'damage control.'

With that attitude you wouldn't last twenty years as a black man. Think about it.

This is actually one of the reasons I shop online. I don't drive so I carry a backpack and this inevitably leads to being watched and followed. Sure it also means I get great customer service but it doesn't make for a comfortable shopping experience. Also the stupid look of fear on employee's faces actually makes…

I've never been hung up on. Have you? My guess is no and you don't no anyone who has. And service terminated? You must be under 25 to think that's how business works.

If it's a tech problem do not let them off the phone. Tell them straight up, "No! The next customer can wait. This is my turn. You're staying put till my problem is solved." This is the best way to make it to level two or three. Level three inevitably solves your problem in ten minutes, where as level one futzes…

That was a decade ago. If anything I spent more than a few years over compensating to make sure no one ever brought it up to my face, ever. I'm fine. Apparently it worked. If anything, I tend to be a bit of a pompous dick. But that's a whole other issue.

Damn it, I wanted that typewriter the second I saw it, but it's out of my range. Too bad David Koresh didn't leave more behind.

I had major brain surgery after getting meningitis. I used to call it a reboot, but after reading this it was more of a hard restart. Part of me reverted to baby stage, and part was still a grown man. Impulse control was at a minimum. No nurse could turn her back on me without me grabbing a handful of butt, and if…

Your future called and it wants you to know you suck as a criminal. Take the hint, kid.

On second read I find your argument faulty. I've built websites utilizing Photoshop, Dreamweaver, Illustrator, and flash. I agree that having everything running for 24 to 48 straight is often helpful, it's not necessary. In addition, i actually advise rebooting while getting away after that long staring at the…

My ringtone for the week.

I see people spelling chick as chic a lot now. No judgement, just letting you know that chic is already a common word with a different meaning.

I just discovered the perfect balance to this show, "Pregnant in Heels." It's about women who wait until they're rich and successful to get pregnant. When put in that context it's an awesome resource of information. It would be great if they were on the same channel and shown one after another.

When you walk away from the computer for an hour or two, reboot. Why over think it? A power outage could screw you if you walk away without saving so what's the difference. You could even do it during bathroom breaks. SMH...