@MindSlice: It's not an internet award. I remember the razzies from when I was a kid in the 80's. Now that I look it says it's the 31st annual Razzies.

Get a dash cam (or two, front and back), forget that it's on, and then let your attorney argue it's admittance.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: First they threaten to arrest you for interfering with the duties of an officer, that's the bait. Then if you do anything other than shut your mouth, you get charged with resisting arrest. And you'd better comply quickly or you're getting thrown to the ground (and oops, your recorder got stepped…

@sktwentysix: "This call is being monitored or recorded for quality control purposes."

@seedypete: Aww. I think he just wanted to kiss you...really really hard.

I call B.S.. It's okay (i guess) to try and make people feel better for being self involved, but in real reality there are actually quite a few things for a sensitive and knowledgeable person to be fairly unhappy about. I'm not going to go into a rant about the wars or the gulf, or the water tables, or corporate…

I recently watched the latest installment of the 7UP series 42Up. One of the most interesting things I noted was that the subjects who married young, hurdled the obstacles and basically forced it to work were way more satisfied, emotionally balanced and frankly more productive going into their middle years than the…

@rgembry001: Um, that's bad sci-fi logic. They're talking about existing in two places (and times) at once.

What the bleep do we know?

@bonfire986: You sound...delicious.

@Just_another_number_and_clever...: Same here.

@PennyArcadia: Fortunately sometimes conspiracy theorists are right.

@PennyArcadia: Okay. Not sure why it makes you angry. I mean, it's not like you have lots of money invested in producing the stuff (i assume).

I'm no expert, but fluoridated water could possible have something to do with this FSD phenomenon. Flouride is the main ingredient in Prozac and Prozac is "Associated with orgasmic disorders, loss of sexual desire and arousal in women."

Electromagnetic pulses from an angry sun.

@corpore-metal: It was a joke. Although Tesla (who's work it's based on) is reported to have destroyed an invention he thought too powerful because it shook a large area similar to the effects of an earthquake (harmonics).

@corpore-metal: Well then, if I can't defeat you with logic, I will confuse you with paranoia:

@HelenLovejoy(née_maude_flanders): I think this falls under the heading of a 'heinous offense.' Thus extra harsh treatment. Probably a small town (with more churches than bars).

@zark169: It's not flawed, just scary as hell.

@d0minick: We used less because the price tripled.