@CDubber: Business is about necessity and always will be.

@Michael Ellis: That demand is engineered.

@Gators15:

People think I'm getting weird in the head for saying this (and I would have thought the same ten years ago) but Commercial Television is PURE EVIL.

@La Mareada: Yeah, but see a driver could also be a witness.

@ParanoidGynoid: Yes, but as usual, not as efficiently.

Seriously, ladies, until you've lived under the influence of testosterone you'll never understand why we MUST whack it.

@ludwigk: Nope, illegal in California. As are telescoping clubs (which I've wanted for years). This goes for brass knuckles as well.

Number 1 way to sabotage your brain: Commercial Television.

@ihatetwitter: I stopped after 30 seconds. All my years on the internet have made me savvy enough to know where it was going to lead.

Iran is nothing like Afghanistan. Their middle classes lives the same way ours does.

Two weeks all by herself just sleeping, eating and reading?

I looked up Lindsay's Director Michael Wilder junior, and this guys hasn't done anything.

Hey all you directors out their with your "Grand Visions", learn your lesson here and satisfy the Fans first!

Walking through a dark neighborhood at 3 am. Suddenly three thugs step out of a doorway. They talk smack for a second and then one of them is holding a silver claw hammer.

Okay, NOW I understand.

Uh, there are a lot of professions where being unattractive works against you, and not just the private sector.

@lisas: Before judging broadly, you might want to figure in the effects of Testosterone.

@Agumen: Over simplification is sometimes a tough temptation to fight.

@lisas: Uh...I'm a guy and by default I know a lot of guys. I'm sure once upon a time only a certain segment of men looked at porn just as only a certain segment of the population wore tattoos. That said, I don't know any guy who has never seen an adult movie. And I don't know one guy who wouldn't experience a…