Mario Kart meets Forza? That's about as smart as Gears of War meets Mario Party.

They're re-releasing Quake 4?

First things first: Stop any development on anything related to Too Human.

@Blyr: Yeah, if you never heard of or played the Curse of Monkey Island you're almost not qualified to post on Kotaku.

@Moar_pr0nz: What was good about Army of Two? Can you think of a shittier looking Unreal 3 based game?

@Jake Rush: Decent? That game was a fucking travesty. Army of Two is the kind of knuckle-dragging embarrassment that puts gamers back 12 months every time they are released.

Too bad that the games are uniformly terrible.

@Lincolnsbeard33: Dude, Wrath of the Lich King came out just how long ago? You're nuts.

'So long and thanks for all the fish' would make me think he was leaving for good. Lots of games that also act as serious time-sinks frequently have people who quit or delete. Some occasionally like to take something down with them. It provides the same kind of rush and hilarity that I got when I would pump a…

@FistyDollars: Play before you judge. If you're a huge DoW fan then there is now way Soulstorm can be 'meh'.

@Detre: Good lord people. You are not paying for a demo. You are paying for Dawn of War: Soulstorm a.k.a. the technical pinnacle of the Dawn of War series.

The last bastion of PC gaming. I'm moving to Japan.

@Sanjo: These belong in a museum, and $7,000 is chump change for a decent museum. C'mon Guggenheim! How bout the Louvre?

@KanSer: That wasn't on-topic at all. For the record I use my 360 way way more than my iPhone.

@peza16: I am afraid to admit that I am also an iPhone owning Mac Hater. (I used to be an Apple hater, now I have to be more specific.)

@KanSer: P.S. If someone can just visit www.thismachine.info and post the details I would be much obliged. I will not be able to do so for at least another hour and a half.

@Neko_Tech: I would love to know what browser technology it is using but my googling has not yet yielded any results, neither from news posts or the Valve forums.

@Stallion187: Strategies, absolutely. I have adored this browser since it was available as a beta feature and use it to see which of my friends are on Xbox Live. I also check sports scores and my fantasy teams every spare second I have.

I desperately await my video game themed clothing. C'mon Microsoft, let me dress like a Jedi or the Master Chief. I would also pay for designer duds, such as an Armani suit.