@FistyDollars: Play before you judge. If you're a huge DoW fan then there is now way Soulstorm can be 'meh'.

@Detre: Good lord people. You are not paying for a demo. You are paying for Dawn of War: Soulstorm a.k.a. the technical pinnacle of the Dawn of War series.

The last bastion of PC gaming. I'm moving to Japan.

@Sanjo: These belong in a museum, and $7,000 is chump change for a decent museum. C'mon Guggenheim! How bout the Louvre?

@KanSer: That wasn't on-topic at all. For the record I use my 360 way way more than my iPhone.

@peza16: I am afraid to admit that I am also an iPhone owning Mac Hater. (I used to be an Apple hater, now I have to be more specific.)

@KanSer: P.S. If someone can just visit www.thismachine.info and post the details I would be much obliged. I will not be able to do so for at least another hour and a half.

@Neko_Tech: I would love to know what browser technology it is using but my googling has not yet yielded any results, neither from news posts or the Valve forums.

@Stallion187: Strategies, absolutely. I have adored this browser since it was available as a beta feature and use it to see which of my friends are on Xbox Live. I also check sports scores and my fantasy teams every spare second I have.

I desperately await my video game themed clothing. C'mon Microsoft, let me dress like a Jedi or the Master Chief. I would also pay for designer duds, such as an Armani suit.

@MugiMugi: Fix your computer. Stop complaining about Source games, it makes it obvious that you're a clueless gamer.

@Harmatia: If people don't like parts with BFG9000s then I questions their geek credentials. The Grav gun with energy balls was also a hoot.

@Jezuz: Uhh, Soulstorm is the best game in the Dawn of War series...

@dragonfang18: Same developers, same engine. You knew enough to spot the game, but not enough to get it. You should re-consider posting on a gamer geek website.

@KanSer: It goes without saying that in January of 2009 there are better and cheaper cards than the 8800GT.

@Ping5000: I'm excited for you, too. Have you looked up the specs of the 9800S? 64 processing cores running at 600 mhz? That's markedly worse than the more-than-a-year-old 8800GT which gives you 112 cores at 600 mhz, and easily up to 675 mhz if ou get a factory overclocked card.

@madbassman39: Do. Not. Buy. This. Computer. To. Upgrade.

According to this my 1988 Jetta is 105 years old.

@KanSer: Oh, and if you post on Kotaku and can't figure out from where I spliced JimmyKerrigan together from, well, hand in your [Battle.net] ID. Your time's up.

This is easily my favorite Xbox Live topic.