Best Magic the Gathering Joke I've ever heard: "I've got a 10/10 Flying Bitch called Your Mom."

Subtle, yet effective.

That would be an interesting, though less made-for-television, character arc. A man who goes from outright scroogery to mere tolerance, as I have.

Those are some mad 90s music trivia skills, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus.

He moved to Baltimore and got a job driving for Clay Davis. Man, he really turned his life around … right up until the grand jury summons.

Great! Another opportunity to learn the moral of all Lifetime original movies. To wit:

Agree about the Futurama. Anytime Billy West and John DiMaggio are in the same room is an amazing commentary.

Ever notice how every time a group of nerds is portrayed on the show, one of them is slightly too tall for his clothes and has red hair?

Way to cross the streams, Eegon.

If this is true, water knows too much and had better keep it's damn fool mouth shut about that time with the … water knows.

Lord AV Club of House M.D.

I liked Robocop a little bit, but the concept of that song was enough to make me not interested in the rest of it. Also, I love Graduation.

KILL HIM!

My advice: Let the TMZ win.

It's okay. That's how they reproduce.

All of which begs the question, how long until the fan fiction author is none other than Harry Styles himself?

A duck!

Unless it's tails-up. Monetary gain or passive acceptance of bad luck?

Will they be touring in a wood-paneled station wagon? No? Not interested.

He (possibly she)'s just getting that!