Here's my case, and then you can all judge me for being a horrible person who doesn't belong here with the rest of the kooks. I look forward to my eventual castigation.

It'd be the same ride over and over again, wouldn't it? And all the conductors would have the initials RF?

I much prefer the book to the film version of Starship Troopers.

To the death you say? Tsk tsk tsk. That's terrible. Well, how's the Twilight fan base holding up? To the death you say? Tsk tsk tsk.

Are you lonely, lonely Chester Dupree?

1.) Allow me to register my disappointment that "franch" is not yet a flavor of thing I can buy.
2.) Going by the number of pictures, Modell is basically the Marge in this Homer Badman set up?

Still waiting for them to confirm rumors that Kevin Costner will show up with gills in this one.

Weren't Bill Murray and Chris Rock in something similar to this a while ago?

Dr. Strangelove (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Kale)

Heard that Radiolab episode, too, and it's awesome.

Bill Groundhog Day, Ghostbustin'-ass Murray!

But … Stockholm Syndrom!

Yeah, pretty much.

Oddly enough, didn't know Fuller was gay until you mentioned it.

"Does Hannibal eat kittens?! The answer may surprise you!"

I hadn't seen anything, came over here, saw the headline and was like "Oh, it's going to be good."

And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling critics.

Wow. I had repressed all memories of this show until now. Even then, I remember thinking that they were drawing a mighty fine line between the good guys and the bad guys. Maybe this is why I eventually became a "fan" of punk rock.
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Sarcastic quotes self-applied to spare myself having to admit I don't own any Captain…

The Pixies are great, but I really want to talk about sandwiches. They're awesome. Also, there was no way what I ate at Subway was an actual avocado. I think it was a banana pepper that had been left out for too long.

D'accord. C'est toujours la saison d'erection!