Funny thing is, that’s actually true. I’ve found myself working a lot harder when I picture the fce of someone I hate and my fist going towards it.

she then asks Rand Paul: “Did you get overly emotional?”

I know, right? She should have used the subjunctive. It should have read “...as if this were our last.”

Well, he’s right. All of those men he’s referencing ARE guilty of sexual assault.

That is such a classic look and so versatile too. For me, foundation (I have rosacea so using something sheer is all no), mascara, brows, enough blush to make me look alive and then LIPS. Bold red, hot pink, purple, orange — any color but BOLD. It just WORKS.

My boyfriend often leans in for a kiss and the closer he gets the more worried he looks. Sucker.

I love lipstick and will wear super bold reds, but it's a pain in the ass to wear all the time. It leaves marks on my teacups and if I eat anything it smudges away and if I wear long-lasting it dries my lips a lot. Not worth it unless I have to do a presentation or something.

"Supersize my Balls"

(The original She’s All That boasts cast members Usher, Lil’ Kim and Dulé Hill, but all three had minor roles.)

This movie is why I refer to all “spontaneous” choreographed dance as “that dance Usher taught ‘em”. At least they tried to explain it.

Kansas: where poor women are forced to have children but are not allowed to bring said children to the pool or the movies, or spend more than $25 a day on said children.

Daniel Craig is low key the real MVP. I remember when he was promoting skyfall someone was like what if beyonce was a bond girl and he was like nah, it should be Rihanna. And now I find out he’s the one that set off the Idris rumour?! Y’all need to put him in charge of shit.

Sweet! I am much more excited for this now that i know I will have a bunch of cool places to drink at! Also there is some sort of food festival going on as well so this combines all of my interests!

my inlaws are sort of pulling this on me, but in a really cute way:

After planning a wedding, I did not want to plan an elaborate vacation. We booked a Caribbean cruise, where I could just roll on the boat and have a drink with an umbrella immediately placed in my hand.

Not our honeymoon, but our first anniversary. We'd had a bereavement ON our wedding anniversary, so on the Saturday after, to remind ourselves of good times, we booked the bridal suite at the hotel our wedding had been at the previous year. They remembered us when we checked in and were so lovely. We went up to the…

Oh! I got one! So our honeymoon was in Argentina. We spent a week in Buenos Aires and then a week in Mendoza. To get from BA to wine country we took an overnight bus with sleeper seats, which ended up being just fine. Got out at the station and went to take a taxi to our resort. Get in the taxi, tell the guy…

Or the new PR team that told him to keep his shirt on in photos is doing a DAMN good job keeping it out of the press.

Quick, what do you think their “business lunch” was about

Oh god, one of them is Australian.