I asked my ENT if they could upgrade the rest of my nose while they were up there and he side-eyed the shit out of me for even asking. He begrudgingly told me that if I wanted to I would still have to pay for the plastic surgeon to do the surgery out of pocket but it would be cheaper to have it done at the same time.…

My ENT did on CT scan and was like "holy shit your septum is sideways - your symptoms probably won't improve unless we fix that." I was planning on having sinus surgery anyways so I was okay with it.

Between the flash tats, flowy dress, and gladiator sandals, Chris and Whitney obviously just back from Coachella.

ditto. I don’t have inner thigh stretch marks but I have them on my lower back/upper butt and the back of my thighs and while I academically KNOW it’s Not A Big Deal my brain doesn’t always like to listen to that. I appreciate famous gorgeous people sharing that they are famous gorgeous people who still inhabit human…

Is this... an iPhone case with a strap/necklace attached?!

Something I learned back in my pageant days is when faced with a tough question flat out say, “wow, that’s an interesting question. Let me think about it for a moment,” and then actually think about it. The interviewer knows you’re not panicking or blanking (even if you are), and it gives you the time to put together…

When I was 17 I didn’t realize that certain fabrics weren’t sheer until they were. My prom dress my senior year was a navy blue knit, one shoulder type sparkle dress, and since I had no boobs to speak of I wore no bra.

Something off their registry, you heathens.

Hey pretty! I love the berry shade it fades into too - I'll have to check it out this weekend. Thanks!

OOH. WHAT IS THE PURPLE?

It’s not a Jez definition, but MRAs are Men’s Rights Activists. Because who’s going to stick up for the menfolk?

Anger is a great motivator.

I read Marley and Me on a plane. Anyone planning to do this in the future: ABORT. ABORT.

Holy shit. “Did you get overly emotional?” gave me shivers. FoxNews is ALWAYS on in front of the good treadmills at my gym and I inadvertently absorb so much of its awfulness. It’s nice to see someone be Not Awful.

I'm not super well-versed on makeup, so please don't take this as the final word! BB cream is like in-between a tinted moisturizer and a foundation. I wear the Aveeno BB cream so it's more of a tinted moisturizer than a true BB cream, I think, but overall they're lighter/more sheer than foundation and my skin likes it…

Well, that's the YouTube video that the gif is made from, so it is something different! I don't think I'd actually seen the original video, actually, and it makes the whole thing so much better.

THAT IS NO REGRETS CHICKEN!!!!

This is what I've started doing! BB cream, concealer, powder on the face, neutral eyeshadow, lightly filled brows, mascara, then LIPSTICK. SRS LIPSTICK.

THANK YOU. Get your shit together, Life&Style, or did you blow all your amazing ideas on the Queen? (you totally blew all your amazing ideas on the Queen).

My husband basically makes sure he has Benadryl on him at all times after so many emergency runs to Walgreens after I break out in mystery hives. Now he doesn't even question it when I'm like, "Um, I think I need a Benadryl..."