They already got wiki!

The kid has a lot to learn about dad-strength.

Oh hey everyone, look! Hockey-needs-to-get-serious-about-outlawing-fighting guy is here! Let’s listen and see what he has to say, I’m sure it’s gonna be riveting and novel ....

Ugh, seeing guys ‘fence’ like that makes me agree with you every day and twice on Sunday.

Just a reminder. While Deadspin continues to be concerned about concussions and CTE, they will continue to post highlights when a game stops so that 2 players can repeatedly punch each other in the head.

Ovechkin hadn’t fought since 2010. And that performance will probably get him another 9 years off. 

My first thought is “Geez bro,that’s your countryman! How can you do that to him?!”

thanks for letting us know!

Yeah what an amateur not bringing his sex life into the golf broadcast.

Also, he is exceptionally good at what he does best. He does things that millions and millions of people do regularly - he just does it better than the rest of us. And we enjoy watching that kind of skill. Hey, Mayday - there’s a local pediatric cancer ward that could use some of your good cheer. Go there.

Because he didn’t do anything to me. Go polish your halo somewhere else

This is good advice in general. 

Huge day for Nike - Tiger’s kid is covered in the swoosh for the victory walk after 18, and Tiger’s shoes didn’t explode a single time.

[Makes note to avoid sports radio and ESPN’s shouting shows next week.]

No, man.  You gotta just call it for what it is. Lowry truly sucks.  He’s a world-class choker and a perennial no-show in the playoffs.  I’d pick pretty much any starting guard above him.  

Hot Take - Kyle Lowry will have to score more than 0 points for the Raptors to win this series.

Yay!

yea I wasn’t kidding

I may be biased, but there is a real good chance the Spurs can win the series.

I am very into Philadelphia losing home court advantage in game one, and hope Brooklyn can continue to hold the lead.