YUP. That’s my take—you only get one a year, and you don’t know which is going to be your last.

Hey, people can die at any time. Celebrate getting a year older. It matters.

I managed to bite my tongue when my ex got engaged after 3 months of dating the girl he met after me, after dumping me because he just didn’t want to be involved in anything serious.

Most frightening part: they believe their own bullshit. And so do many, many others.

Too many Kardashians, you guys. Too fucking many. I love eavesdropping on the lives of these vapid, idiotic, generally boring people as much as the next person, but for fucks sake. I think its time we have a one Kardashian per Dirt Bag rule.

All of Utah has rallied around her, and she’s made some very feminist public statements. Say what you want about the LDS church, but this girl has become her own woman, with her own voice.

I’m the same age as Elizabeth and her story, since she was missing to when she was found and beyond, has always stayed with me. Primarily how she schooled Nancy Grace during an interview, and how she talked about how her school and church’s teachings of purity negatively impacted her after she returned home.…

This year was my boyfriend’s first year as a teacher and he had a miserable year. His homeroom class was full troublemakers and I had leave him alone to travel out of state for work for a few months so he was coming home to an empty house after every hard day, enduring a lot of the misery by himself. So when Teacher…

Please buy more flowers! From a florist, like me! There are so many cool things we can do that aren’t plain grandma bouquet (Even though that’s the most common thing) . And flowers come in sooooo many colors. Lime green and gray roses exist. Carnations come in multicolor. As do Gerber daisies.

I’ll all of y’all’s flowers kthx. :]

I love getting flowers. Give them to me. If not flowers, chocolate will do.

Hey Jezzies, I’m so excited - I’m pregnant! It’s funny, I posted here last month thinking I was, but my period just ended up being 3 days late. But this time it’s all official, 3 positive pregnancy tests, doctor confirmed and I’m 5 weeks today. Anyway, question - are there any non weird pregnancy communities online?…

BILL IS HOME!

FUCK YES. I am totally a pleaser but I've had partners who would try to take advantage of that. No, buddy. Test me and see how quickly those enthusiastic blowies disappear...as well as my vagina.

I love Tracee Ellis Ross. Her hair, her mannerisms, her intelligence, her spirit... I would have liked to take a stab at acting, but that road is too hard to climb for black women so now I study medicine. Lol.

“We don’t know why exactly the Carters didn’t attend Kimye’s wedding, but most reputable sources point to the fact that they didn’t want to be filmed or involved in madness of the E! circus and also that neither is a huge fan of Kim. [Period. End of Sentence.]”

YOU’RE ARE SO MISGUIDED THAT I DON’T EVEN THINK I CAN HELP YOU.