She just keeps trying, doesn’t she? I just want to tell her: “Girl, lay low!” She seriously doesn’t understand that she’s her own worst enemy right now. Let people forget a little bit. They can’t forget if you keep doing interviews trying to make yourself sound sympathetic.
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Those are thick legs??
Jerry O'Connell has been married for like 8 years. Juliana Rancic is digging deep to get people to like her racist ass.
OK. If we aren’t allowed to ignore the Kardashians can we please ignore the Duggars? Hasn’t our culture been battered enough?
I feel oddly proud of myself that I have learned enough from these columns to think, “Wow, that’s really well-executed shade,” when I read Paris Hilton’s comment.
My baby is way cuter.
I (black woman, in my early-20s at the time) recall being pulled over by a cop on my way home from work for no reason that I can discern. While I was sitting in my car waiting for the cop to approach, I noticed that 2 other cop cars joined her. For the life of me I could not understand why they thought that much…
Exactly. But her apology was perfect.
This one is awful but it's one of my favorite stories from high school. Keep in mind this was pre-cell phone days. My best friend was out sick from school one day. I'm in 2nd period and get called to the principals office and told my grandmother fell down the stairs (also keep in mind this was my evil…
Easter, like 5 years ago. My sister had, until this point, refused to acknowledge me as her relative on FB. It didn't bother me too much but when she started using it to let everyone know about family gatherings, I got more than a little annoyed. How hard is it to add me then block me from seeing everything but group…
I once called in to work because my sweater was covered in human excrement. My boss called bullshit.
She was very surprised when I showed up and - lo! - the San Francisco MUNI and its delightful population of crazies had, in fact, throw feces at me that morning.
(She gave me an hour off to go home and change, but made…
Omg. Once I went to Vegas on kind of a whim and knew I wouldn't be able to get the time off approved so I just....went anyway. My boss calls me and I go "I was sure I emailed you. I guess I just forgot to send the email after writing it. Oops!"
A kid who was late to my class once said that he was helping someone out of a burning building. I laughed and told him to take a seat. You have to begrudgingly admire someone with the chutzpah to try to pull off such a dumb and blatantly made up excuse.
My brother and his (then) wife were already in town for our wedding. They were staying in the same hotel as my parents and my sister and all the other wedding guests. Come the wedding, though, they were a no-show and had checked out of the hotel. Asked for an explanation, he said "I forgot where the wedding was taking…
I had a co-worker that would fake an asthma attack whenever he didn't want to work, this would happen about once a week. He also would refuse to dust any of the fixtures because of his asthma. One time he was in the (empty) break room and another employee walked by and heard him on the phone saying he was leaving…
My husband's excuse for not putting away the dishes out of the dishwasher: "I don't know where they go."
"Sorry! Didn't see this text"
I do it all. the. time. Even though I hate it when other people do it and we all know it's bullshit. Sometimes I really don't see a text. But I never bother giving the excuse when it's true.