Back in my day kids had to catch ‘em all. Now they can just go up to a machine and buy ‘em all.

Kotaku: ...I don’t get the joke? Who’s Mike?

Get this man an eagle!

95% of this dude’s resume are supporting roles, I will not judge his hustle for taking the lead role in a kids flick.

Same ! My 6 years old daughter is going to love it, it’ll be her 1st Pokémon game and we’ll get to play together, that’s awesome.

And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

Konichiwa, bitches.

This take is very bad and you should feel bad.

I think if you enjoyed State of Decay, you’ll dig 2 as the mechanics and framework are largely the same with more options for base-building. The bugs definitely hurt it–there are a lot–but it’s been updated once, the devs will continue to do so, and like the first game, I think it’ll get more stable as it ages.

I also…

Normally I read Kotaku reviews. But sometimes, I read the first paragraph, and think “Hey! I know that voice! Looks like I need to watch the video review instead to experience maximum Tim Rogers”

No Man’s Sky. Pre-atlas rises I never thought I’d be dumping 100+ hours into this game, but here I am farming living glass, hunting for S class ships and steal-...err, ‘aggressively borrowing’ nanite clusters from freighters. Really can’t wait to see what the next update is gonna bring.

Need to bring back Base Wars!

I’ve finally turned my finish a game before buying a new one a habit and man my bank account thanks me for it. Also realizing you dont need to buy a game day one - unless your REALLY want it - is okay too. As games drop in price fast. I got Cyber Sleuth Hackers Memory on the PSN Golden Week sale for $39.00 (canadian)…

Alien: Isolation.

I know exactly what happened: