Just because the article is long doesn’t mean your comment has to be.

Bettman was just surprised that they still let Cherry on TV.

This is my favorite sports story ever. Inject every new detail directly to my veins. Please.

He called her and said, “did you do this?” or “oh fuck, they caught you!”

I don’t know what’s worse, that he was tweeting this stuff, or that he was going through her phone. Big no no.

Ah, so she picked out those shirts for him. This warms my heart.

God, I bet you came while writing this; you’ve reached a new plane of starfucking I didn’t even know existed.

Let’s cut to it.

Can we talk about how Real Madrid had to beat reigning Ligue Un champions (5 out of the last 6 years), the reigning Bundesliga champions (last 6) and the reigning Serie A champions (last 7) to get to the finals, which you’d think Billy might at least mention. Instead this article is full of backhanded compliments.

As a diehard Barca fan, I’m ashamed to say that I agree with Bill’s take. As a “club” Real’s UEFA success is unprecedented and they easily earn the title as “Best Club” of the modern era.

Like you mentioned and the club itself has always said it, they’re defined by their trophies.

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

“The one thing Liverpool does is spend”

So how about, um...buying a keeper right about now?

-Wayne Gretzky

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Oh God. Now I’m not so sorry to see the Rockets lose.

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.

Full disclosure that basketball is low on my sports tier list—I basically only get invested during the playoffs and as a Knicks fan (yup, I’m sorry too), my only rooting interest is always Lebron James.

What if he’d waited a week and then the Celtics had made the final? Then he’d have potentially missed Game 7 of *that*. I know he’s a famous athlete, but it’s not like he can walk into a hospital and demand they perform immediate surgery any time he feels like it. You have to schedule that stuff in advance no matter…