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Zlatan would like to show you something

My barber was straight razoring my neck when he scored that goal. I thought I was dying for sure.

What is it with Washington choking in the playoffs? The Caps, the Wiz, the Nats, the football team, Hillary...

amazing how a stranger’s odd hatred for the true hit king can make a person really want to honor the true hit king properly.

Shut up Pete.

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this is one of my faves. the ball just goes in the tiniest of windows

He looked a little ahead of the last defender on the cross, though.

This is a bad take.

Coming to the MLS for some of these guys must feel like one of us adults playing with and against a bunch of children

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This was 14 years ago. I’m sure he’ll have some other golazo in another 14 years. The man is larger than life.

I believe he’s actually the worst spot-up three-point shooter in the NBA this season, but Billy Donovan’s OK with these shots because COMPETITIVENESS. He was also OK with Carmelo jacking a bunch of threes in the previous loss because SHOTMAKER IN THIS LEAGUE. Incidentally, as of Wednesday, Melo had the fourth-worst

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Peter Funt is 70 years old. He overestimates his agility to dodge a line drive.

Why? You wouldn’t see a 1-year-old in a theater with a T-shirt proclaiming, “My First Opera.”

The complete list of times when it’s appropriate for a white person to use the N-Word:

Let’s not conflate completely separate issues. Even with video evidence unarmed black men aren’t believed.

“It’s kind of insane that women basically need a full time body camera to be believed in these scenarios.”

*NFL player accused of assault*
“I want to be clear that the story is false.”
*Video of assault emerges*
“You know...Pobody’s nerfect.”

It’s kind of insane that women basically need a full time body camera to be believed in these scenarios.