My barber was straight razoring my neck when he scored that goal. I thought I was dying for sure.
What is it with Washington choking in the playoffs? The Caps, the Wiz, the Nats, the football team, Hillary...
amazing how a stranger’s odd hatred for the true hit king can make a person really want to honor the true hit king properly.
Shut up Pete.
this is one of my faves. the ball just goes in the tiniest of windows
He looked a little ahead of the last defender on the cross, though.
This is a bad take.
Coming to the MLS for some of these guys must feel like one of us adults playing with and against a bunch of children
You mean like this one
This was 14 years ago. I’m sure he’ll have some other golazo in another 14 years. The man is larger than life.
I believe he’s actually the worst spot-up three-point shooter in the NBA this season, but Billy Donovan’s OK with these shots because COMPETITIVENESS. He was also OK with Carmelo jacking a bunch of threes in the previous loss because SHOTMAKER IN THIS LEAGUE. Incidentally, as of Wednesday, Melo had the fourth-worst…
Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.
Peter Funt is 70 years old. He overestimates his agility to dodge a line drive.
Why? You wouldn’t see a 1-year-old in a theater with a T-shirt proclaiming, “My First Opera.”
“It’s kind of insane that women basically need a full time body camera to be believed in these scenarios.”
*NFL player accused of assault*
“I want to be clear that the story is false.”
*Video of assault emerges*
“You know...Pobody’s nerfect.”
It’s kind of insane that women basically need a full time body camera to be believed in these scenarios.