Of all time? He carried a team to the Finals, won three DPOTY awards, should have won an MVP, and is a lock for the HoF.

Oh Jesus. I’m not sure what’s worse. The fact that I did not even consider the Jets being stupid enough to do this? Or that the Jets would totally be stupid enough to do this.

Nobody needs to explain it to you. You can do your own research. Nobody besides you thinks that Lamar Jackson belongs this high.

The Jets will trade up, draft Lamar Jackson, and then make him a converted WR.

Geoff and Wentz look pretty good. Technically the Giants traded up to get Eli, and have won two Super Bowls, while San Diego traded down to get Rivers and a bunch of other stuff and have no Super Bowls.

I mean, I get the sentiment, but the team that JUST won the Super Bowl traded up to draft a QB who ended up as their franchise guy and put up MVP-type numbers before getting hurt.

Recent Jets second round picks have been Christian Hackenberg, Devin Smith, Jace Amaro, and Geno Smith. I’d start giving up on them too.

Eminem is fine and not embarrassing.

You forgot to not include one of the greatest rappers of all time in your list of embarrassments.

How does Eminem fall into that grouping?

Greaat heaadline. Reaason Deaadspin haas bookmaark staatus.

“on behalf of the viewers???”

If this is my kid, or if I’m a coach that gives half a shit about his future there’s no way his ass get’s off the bench.

Looking forward to Ben Shapiro’s latest column on this

I haven’t seen a Bosnian murdered like that since Srebrenica

Can I take this opportunity to mention how the Raiders had the first pick in a draft that included first-ballot Hall of Famers at five different positions (Calvin Johnson, Joe Thomas, Adrian Peterson, Patrick Willis, and Darrelle Revis) and took JaMarcus Russell first overall?

But he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, so that has to be worth something.

The biggest what if of Thomas’ career is if he had okayed the deal to Denver. They won the Superbowl that year and there’s no way adding one of the best to ever do it makes that team worse. Wonder if he regrets that or not. Either way, thanks for the memories Joe. Beers will forever be free in Cleveland.

Jesus fuck, Tim.