I think the “permanent record” threat was just a scare tactic used by teachers in the 80s and 90s to keep us in line. Even their h.s. transcripts won’t show suspensions or absences.

The school took away their pumpkin spice makeup.

Speaking for Hampton University (HU!) I don’t recall having to identify my race when I filled out my application.

It was actually 66 pounds.

I haven’t watched an NFL game since Emmit Smith was with the Cowboys. But damnit I swear I’d pay good money to see a mass united vomitting on the sidelines during the national anthem.

Trump has also just released a petition to call for all Americans to stand for the national anthem.

While listening to Howard Stern one day I learned that the worst word in the English speakers vocabulary is “cunt”. White people would rather be called nigger, ahem, sorry I mean “the n word” than to be called a cunt.

“So thank you, Hampton, for instilling the radical concept that black confidence matters. Thank you for defying stereotypes daily. Thank you for daring to celebrate us when the rest of society demeans, belittles and incarcerates people who look like us. Thank you for encouraging us to have the audacity to say, “Yes, I…

Being European wasn’t enough. Waka has to proclaim to have both European AND Italian blood.

I was actually just about to get it started since I’m reppin the real HU. No, not that one, the REAL one!!!

Damn. He has almost as many degrees as Umar Johnson.

A very loud minority.

British Knights are still being made. They probably have a fourthousand different colors and patterns to choose from. All for the low low price of 39.99.

Maybe we should have doctors from opposite parties examine the candidates. It could be like the NFL’s combine.

I would say no older than 65. I have absolutely no reason for choosing that age other than a personal feeling that when someone is 65 or older they start degrading.

Donald Trump is not white-boy crazy.

Blame it on the alcohol.

So she went to the doctor and said “make me look like a cross dressing man”?

The NHL started it’s life as a Canadian hockey league. Today a third of their teams are still Canadian. So I’d guess he only has a 66% chance of being hockey’s version of lynched.

Pence and Trump obviously planned this to make a statement. Unless Pence has been living under a rock he had to have known the players would kneel. Pretending to be caught off guard just makes him look more stupid.