I ain’t even got no words, other than “This nigga!”

Once he returns to Nigeria he’ll be free to continue scamming CEOs with no more risk of jail time. Congratulations! You’re going to be a rich man.

After publishing this article Michael Harriot was never heard from again. A lynch mob made up of a BASICALLY EVERY SINGLE(!) writer at The Root vowed vengeance on Mr. Harriot for his blasphemy.

Neigh

A article on The Root about music that ISN’T about Cardi B’s ‘Blowback Yack’.

“I can’t be racist, some of my slaves are half white.” -Thomas Jefferson

Well there goes my day.

Pillowcases stolen from their local version of Bates Motel.

As far as It concerned all white people are racist until they show me otherwise. I work with about 30 people. 28 of them are white. In my mind every single one of them hates me, my family, and anyone that looks like me or my family.

“(c) to lecture people in speeches so dull and cookie-cutter Breitbart barely covers it”

*golf clap

If you’re an adult male who listens to this trash you probably hang out at the gas station wearing a wife beater, durag, and saggin jean shorts. And you aren’t at the gas station to buy petrol (because you don’t own a car). You’re there to buy black and milds and socialize with the other grown ass niggas bumping some…

Basically exactly what I was about to write.

Finding a great Italian ain’t easy. They getting it where they can.

Man wypipo ain’t about to give up Christopher Columbus for a black musician. Gonna have to give them an Italian replacement, at least. Maybe they can erect a statue of the person that invented pizza.

I’m so confused by this woman. I don’t see any mention of her anywhere but on this website and on mediatakeout (don’t judge me). I actually asked my 15 year old son-who is obviously into all the new fangled hip hop of the current generation-and he’s never even heard of her.

I guess I can write it on my debit card. Haven’t held a $20 bill in a long time.

I mean...China didn’t even have a blue water Navy until around 2005. In your warped reality what would have taken place between 1490-2005?

I’m glad I’m not the only one completely confused by the above conversation.

Impressive.