“Sorry I got caught trying to protect my daughter from a physically abusive partner?” The fuck are you on about?

No it isn’t. Stop being a fucking cunt, you fucking cunt.

So I’m very hesitant to respond to a grey, but I will in this case. So...

I basically feel bad for everyone but the cops. The mom didn’t do anything wrong. Her daughter appears to have been abused and she did the right thing trying to protect her. The kid was alone in a bathroom. The cops needed to de-escalate and they didn’t. 

Every school restroom I’ve ever seen has exactly one way and one way out. There’s never accessible windows because they don’t want to give unsupervised kids a chance to sneak off and ditch school. So if you truly think that you’ve got someone cornered and they have a gun, why the fuck do you run in there? He’s not…

This exchange is a textbook example of, “this woman is too uppity and sassy, she doesn’t know her place, but I’m gonna teach her”.

Collins is the type of white person who has no problem calling a white person by their middle name if that’s how they prefer to be addressed, but Goddamnit he will not address a black/brown as doctor or a trans person by their preferred name/pronouns. That is a bridge too far!

Why is it so hard for white people (and Republicans in general) to address people as they’d like to be addressed?

It’s still early in the year, but this guy has to be in the lead for the “Dumbest Fucking Hill to Die On” award,... Holy shit,...

That’s the kind of thing you do during one of the big Muslim holiday things when everyone is doing something else and not paying much attention. You do it at night, after you’ve been stuck for at least a few months.

Ah, the Cartman Gambit, as it is known in technical circles.

SCA: “Ever Given, we notice your engines are operational, please advise”

The ship has been interned by a belligerent foreign power. Based on my understanding of The Sea, the honorable thing would be for the crew to scuttle the Ever Given rather than let it fall into enemy hands.

“The shipping times from this eBay seller in Egypt are crazy sporadic, but they've got the best prices anywhere!"

I saw a headline elsewhere saying that there is a shortage of garden gnomes in England as a result of the ship’s delay.

If they’re considered abandoned after 2 months, that’s the same for the cargo, so they can check out what's in the containers, right?

Everything about them is a contradiction.

You’re a cardiologists best friend huh?

A peanut butter sandwich. Don’t go yuck until you’ve tried it.

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