These are my thoughts, every time. We have to admire the parents who don’t though, because it is absolutely the wrong response. But I would never fault one who did.

Just talking isn’t rapping.

THIS IS A MENTAL HEALTH ISSUE (that I don’t want a dime of my taxes going to address, thank you very much), NOT A GUNS ISSUE!

I know you’re getting crapped on, but I gotta go beanless this year. I’ve used beans for years and then I made a separate pot by request last year for someone who didn’t want beans and it was so much better than all the pots I’ve made with beans.

It’s been deflated.

This is a west coast vs east coast thing. Families from the west coast, like my wife’s, see a peck on the mouth as no big deal. Families from the east coast, like mine, prefer a nod of the head and then not speaking to each other except on major holidays, like Leap Year.

With tears and a journey.

And then eventually Amazon will open it’s own brick and mortar toy stores to have showrooms cause consumers still like to see things in person before they buy and it’s easier to convince someone about impulse buys (see their bookstores). THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

I knew this moment with the refs would pop up somewhere. #28 just told a funny joke, that’s all.

Ugh, dude. They’re called “bubblers.”

I hope you’re keeping track of your schooling of BirdOPrey so you can submit a bill to him.

I love that The Good Place now comes up regularly on Deadspin.

Thank you.

The ultimate Florida Man.

Prachett’s Hogfather has similar things to say on beliefs in general - very good.

THE LAST JEDI WAS A MOVIE!!

I’ve seen people trying to reclaim it as a “sex positive” song from the time period - like she really wants to be there and is just running through the excuses she’s going to tell all the prudes.

Oh Dr. Z. I miss him - he never seemed to take himself too seriously, unlike some of his SI colleagues.